Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Eweish that's the strangest rabbit I've ever seen

@sydneyfalk "so we've got this tech here that only functions if you line it up exactly right and even then it's not a guarantee"
"yep"
"why don't we just use exposed electrical contacts like we've been doing for decades which works and isn't anywhere near as complicated?"
"...shut up"

For people that say "We must secure a future for white children" the alt-right are really doing fuck-all about global warming

Fucking recycle you nazi dickheads

Also die in a fire

Maybe not a fire because of the carbon emissions, die in an ecologically friendly way

While Italian antipasti is all the rage, one should be incredibly careful about handling it in Cornwall

It's a well understood fact that when antipasti and pasty collide they annihilate each other and release a cataclysmic amount of energy

there's a furlongs per fortnite joke somewhere but I can't quite find it

A lot could probably be said about the differences between USA Dennis the Menace and UK Dennis the Menace and what they each say about their respective societies

@sydneyfalk UK Dennis the Menace teams up with deadpool because he already has the colour scheme going

@maple I shall have to make you a little hat out of a heat sink

@noelle yep, that works for me!

eh, maybe open it up to /sam\S*/i

feel free to put as many non-space characters on the end as you like

my name is /sam/i

yep, entirely case insensitive

pontypridd is pronounced ponty-prid-id

@sydneyfalk Mr. Rogers but instead of Mr. Rogers it's Gritty

pro-tip: make sure the staple gun is completely clear of pins before switching to much shorter staples

I now have a neat little hole in a chopping board

Well, I guess this was the logical conclusion of Kiwami Japan's cow liking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t557dPspLxo

A knife made of milk with a cow handle

@noelle @banjofox@elekk.xyz @c0debabe but we always appreciate it when you do

well, maybe not appreciate, but uh...