Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Has anyone made a comparison site for energy provider comparison sites yet?

Fuck me there are a lot of them

@maple 🎶 in a robot wooorld
life with circuits
...I don't have a rhyme for "circuits" 🎶

all these people following me after seeing the trebuchet toots are going to be sorely fucking disappointed

@alice@elekk.xyz @noelle I'll admit the spamming of linnens was a fairly nice change compared to the usual fare

Where's the cucumber?

THERE'S THE CUCUMBER!

@Jo well there seems to be a universal standard for which way is "up" in space so they probably just rolled it into that

@BertL those are at least useful for poor little rats with cancer

also significantly closer to what you want than something that just kills the human

I kinda love the new phone Energizer showed at MWC

big chonky boi

@_ampersand@radical.town I think that's the second rule, I thought the first rule was "if it has more than half a dozen nitrogens or more than one fluorine then run the fuck away"

do I make my wine choices based entirely on how much I like the label?

yes

yes I do

@monorail 30 seconds, nice

Reminder: any drug that gets a lot of hype for "killing cancer in a petri dish" is probably not as useful as you think

It's really easy to kill cancer cells

Napalm kills cancer cells

The far more pertinent question is "does it kill cancer cells while not killing the human the cells are in?"

That's the tricky bit of the whole exercise

TIL that they sell rotary washing lines by length of drying space and not by anything useful like diameter which would help when working out which of the buggering things would fit in the space available

also the reason Sobble is so upset is because the DWP just sanctioned them for no reason at all

So, given the new pokemon games are set in the UK here are things I expect:

Trainer battles starting with "oo are ya!" and/or "WE'RE FUCKING WEST HAM"

Pokemon in the form of tea and pints of bitter

Constant drizzle

Queuing

Just a vague sense of urban decay

Also Team Rocket may or may not be the IRA in this

@maple the very coolest of nerds who probably knows where to find all the best microcode

@maple @noelle oh my, are these jokes causing diskord?

@maple this is a disq 📀