Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@noelle for a while they considered having German be the official language of the US

kinda wish they had just so certain people would stop yelling "if it weren't for us you'd be speaking german"

oh shit, that's the dude who did Iron Chef America isn't it?

Today's secret ingredient is... GUNS

Oh fuck yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU8-7BX9uxs

New John Wick trailer

@maple it has an extending carry handle as well!

and a TV tuner!

screenshot callout culture is both toxic and a completely fucking useless way to spend your time

just don't

@maple I'm in favour of a wide range of things to be done to nazis but since dogpiling doesn't work against them then there's no reason to bring in that particular type of behaviour

@maple I'm personally a proponent of "if you're going to post a screenshot of "look at this arsehole" then remove all identifying information beforehand so you don't end up forming a dogpile"

@colon_three same, I always brace myself before opening one

Here's something for @noelle

Image was shared by someone from Hodinkee at the Bvlgari booth at Baselworld

SNEK WATCH!

NEW SEIKO PROSPEX WATCHES!

Definitely on the more luxury end of the Prospex sub-brand, the LX line

Three new watches, geared towards land, sea, and sky

All of them have 5R Spring Drive movements and look really damn good, they also all come in blacked out variants

@maple the saucy section is whichever bit Riker's in

@vantablack if you're vegetarian you don't have to kill the cow, but carrying a whole cow on your back all day gets tiring

also the mooing may get a little annoying

@maple Zodiac's Sea Wolf line is great for that, they've got stuff like this which can sit on your wrist yelling "yeah! mint green motherfuckas! fuck yo' opinions of which colour combinations are acceptable for accessories!"

@maple I think with just about anything the blue and orange one would just be there like "yeah, I'm a bright blue and orange watch, deal with it" and I love it for that

I'm a sucker for a good GMT and Zodiac have just released one

This has 200m water resistance, an ETA 2893 movement, and a really nice two-tone bezel

Two colourways, both limited edition, the blue and orange one looks funky as hell

Tudor's come out with something interesting

The P01, it's inspired by a prototype dive watch they were mucking around with in the 60's

I don't know if I love it or hate it

@maple I love them 4 times more than a standard person because I've got 4 times the arms to wear them on!

I particularly like the 6012, bit dressy for my normal wardrobe but damn that's a good looking watch

They've also got some new stuff in the Frankfurt Financial District series, a limited edition of the 6099 in blue (which is really quite fetching) and a totally new model, the 6012

The 6012 has their new SZ06 movement with chronograph, full calendar display, and moonphase

Comes standard in steel or in a limited edition rose gold