Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@noelle us octopuses do indeed keep gardens with lots of little shiny things we collect

@noelle wombats have cube shaped poop

@Jo mid-atlantic/transatlantic

it's not really a native accent, it's more one that people used to put on to appear more educated

@Jo also they should quit the poetry

they're not good at it

octopus has ordered an outdoor camera to get good pictures of the hedgehogs when they come along

yes, I will be posting lots of pictures

@maple you're good!

@noelle ED! ED is the standard text editor! Why would you need an IDE when you have ED!?

🦔 !

THE HEDGIES ARE COMING OUT OF HIBERNATION!

@Jo also leave a little saucer of milk out overnight to appease the pixies

@Jo my money's on the little radio pixies just deciding to fuck with you

or it's a grounding issue

pixies are more likely though

@maple love you too bunny bun

@noelle Yep, some days I can't be bothered to look at my own messages let alone anyone elses

@vantablack I don't know but I'm assuming it's something along the lines of "known dickhead does something dickish"

@maple beepbeep is you

@maple *gives lots of good octo-hugs and cuddles*

@cassolotl@queer.party lots of planets have a north!

@Jo points for not having your nostrils at backpacker armpit height but in all other ways inferior to existing underground rail networks

@sydneyfalk I'm not sure we can call that an apology really

We're all here just quietly hoping that nobody remembers we were the ones that fucked so much up

Cheers to the US for fucking up the middle east more recently than we did though, really took a bunch of heat off us