Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@ajroach42 I refer you to my earlier legal opinion; Be Gay, Do Crimes

@Siphonay@octodon.social if people actually were going to get arrested for spongebob memes I'd be 100% in favour

they're so passé

official octopus legal advice* on running a fediverse instance with the introduction of the new EU legislation stuff:

Be gay
Do crimes

*octopus is in no way a legal professional. also not a professional and the jury's still out on the "legal" bit

export EDITOR=rm

@banjofox@elekk.xyz that's probably in the product description too

I just picked up the cheapest motion activated ir camera on amazon

@maple cutest lesbun

🦔 HEDGIECAM ACTIVE 🦔

I think

All indications point to it being active but given it's one of those "wildlife/hunting camera" things there's not much to give it away that it's on

We'll find out tomorrow

@sydneyfalk I think it actually is classed as that in islam

or, as I remember far more clearly, it's definitely considered that by Ned Flanders in the simpsons

mesh network using small single-board computers with LoRa for long range links and solar for power

bit rate would leave a lot to be desired but it'd be neat as hell for text files and such

huh, I'd have thought google would have been the ones to come out with a credit card first

@noelle us octopuses do indeed keep gardens with lots of little shiny things we collect

@noelle wombats have cube shaped poop

@Jo mid-atlantic/transatlantic

it's not really a native accent, it's more one that people used to put on to appear more educated

@Jo also they should quit the poetry

they're not good at it

octopus has ordered an outdoor camera to get good pictures of the hedgehogs when they come along

yes, I will be posting lots of pictures

@maple you're good!

@noelle ED! ED is the standard text editor! Why would you need an IDE when you have ED!?

🦔 !

THE HEDGIES ARE COMING OUT OF HIBERNATION!