Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

pet peeve about the watch industry at the moment:

faux-patina/aged lume/"ecru" lume

IT'S FUCKING BEIGE

CALL IT WHAT IT IS DAMNIT

AND PLEASE STOP USING IT, IT LOOKS CRAP

reggie is long sleepy cat

@Shrigglepuss maybe, yeah, but there's something of a limit on how much you can do that before selling space nazi-inspired pyjamas to toddlers

@Shrigglepuss I'm not sure that comes into it

They're fine with marketing a bunch of First Order stuff which is basically space nazis

Wait, the Ecuadorians weren't even charging Assange rent?!

Shit, I've gotta piss off the US government more, apartment in London zone 1 RENT FREE?! Sign me the fuck up

@Jo good point, half-cut molotoving is probably a recipe for accidents

@Jo to be fair you do have to drink the wine before you use the bottles to make molotovs

Comedy zombie movie called "The Dead Don't Die" with Adam Driver, Bill Murray, Tilda Swinton, Steve Buscemi, Tom Waits, Danny Glover, Iggy Pop, and the RZA

You bet your arse I'm watching that

@maple *brings large quantities of tea and blankets* hope you feel better soon bun

@InspectorCaracal @maple could be "KILLALLHIBISCUS" and it's just a bunch of shrubs keeling over

@maple I was thinking "KILLALLHUMANS" but that's a far better idea

@maple Addendum SCP 62753-A:
Following is a report from an incident when SCP 62753 interacted with SCP 999:

SCP 62753 and SCP 999 were seen to enter the same hallway when the two bounced towards each other to the sound of beeps and squeaking respectively

The two started playing and had what appeared to be a wonderful time

While the site staff were distracted by the sight of this (reportedly "totally adorable") frolicking, 682 broke containment killing [REDACTED] staff members

@maple gotta add some XK-Class scenarios in there for an SCP

@maple Subject is very helpful to Foundation staff and both can and should be called upon to assist when needed

We hope that by keeping SCP 62753 busy will stop it from getting bored and wondering what SCP 62753-2 does

SCP 62753-2 is an executable named "KILLALLH.EXE", SCP 62753-2 is stored on SCP 62753's internal memory banks and is executable only by SCP 62753.

SCP 62753 is not aware of the function of this program and it is theorised that the execution of it will cause and XK-Class event

@maple
SCP 62753
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP 19823 is allowed to freely roam the facility should it desire to. Subject is to be given the use of a standard humanoid containment suite which should be kept clean and stocked with large amounts of computer chips, cheese, and other snacks. Subject may be deputised to assist researchers
Description: SCP 62753 is a humanoid robot entity resembling both a rabbit and a squirrel. Subject is soft and fluffy and nice

@Jo if you only take the first three words it's pretty accurate

@ajroach42 I missed out on the underground BBS scene the first time 'round so y'know, small silver lining I guess

Two of the hedgehogs had a bit of a set-to last night over who was going into the cafe first

Hedgehog fights are basically just low-speed dodgems on legs

They're both completely fine, no injuries sustained

@seldo in 2454 Parliament opens with the traditional vote against Theresa May's deal and a vote for requiring the PM to request an extension from Space Brussels