Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@colon_three in the past people were lucky to see 0.00004 mph, with today's technology speeds of 36000 mph are possible

@InspectorCaracal @noelle apparently it's a girl and her friends going off to kill a cranky enderdragon or something

...what?

"‘Minecraft’ Movie is Coming in 2022"

https://variety.com/2019/gaming/news/minecraft-movie-2022-1203190742/

if designer fursuits are now a thing I hope the fashion world will take the term "catwalk" more literally

"hi"

@maple I can do it from the UK

@Jo there are a surprisingly large number of people into country music over here

okay, anything above 0 would be surprising, but there's enough to have multiple clubs around the country for square dancing and other bollocks

@maple aaaaaaaaaaa

@maple rad-puter

I need this as a patch or something

@maple get a random colour, convert to HSL, rotate it around x degrees a few times to get the colour scheme model you want

@maple brief overviews of news stories relating to the footwear industry

socks media

@Jo there's also Lewis which is the Inspector Morse sequel

wow, that is very on fire

In the humble book bundle there's a whole book entitled "The Ultimate Basic Training Guidebook"

That seems like an awful lot of words for "do whatever your CO tells you"

@Jo Huh.

I don't like it

Logotype is too light

@scoots @maple posts

@maple

@maple maple shitposts are best shitposts

@maple ah, was just wondering if he'd done any new dickbaggery on top of the regular variety