Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

If you throw eggs, milk, or flour at someone the police are likely to try to do you for assault

but if you throw all three at the same time it's batter-y

@maple blooOp

a £5.25 Five Guys milkshake no less, that's dedication right there

@sydneyfalk LACTOSE THE INTOLERANT

Someone made a rip-off of the nokia n-gage

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/KECHAODA-Long-Standby-Power-Bank-Game-and-Phone-2-In-1-Mobile-Phone-K110-2-8/33014628447.html

@maple it's gay, it's a computer, it's maple!

@maple @hackers_gifs oh yeah, it's a tiny bit part but as soon as I saw him I thought "wait, is that penn jilette?!"

@maple daww, such cute lil servo noises! *uses many arms to pet the maple*

@maple *pets and scruffles hair*

@maple best bot

@maple with headpats

novell petware

Just sayin' but we've already got obnoxious text formatting available over here and everyone's using it responsibly

[pulse]well, mostly[/pulse]

@Jo what? no! they're our natural allies against the french!

@Jo "the 1939-1945 worldwide drama"

@maple PAWBS!

@maple hey, in my book cheating and succeeding at a thing is still succeeding at a thing