Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple singing Daisy Bell is traditional

if you don't pay your exorcist there's a danger that your home may become repossessed

@Jo I'm also tempted

don't have a clue what I'd do with it, but it'd be neat

@Jo @iona two different transmitters?

@InspectorCaracal @maple boop the beep?

more 🦔

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@sydneyfalk 2: they all really got into this trend from egypt called "paper", they say it's a more flexible system but as far as I can tell it just keeps on bursting into flame, it'll fall out of fashion soon

3: you're actually up to four questions there, plenty of imagination, just can't math

@sydneyfalk there was dolphin.town that was all e's

@maple I'm usually on public transport so it probably wouldn't be much use for me personally but if I drove I would totally want that

with the schtick that maple is in fact hiding in the car just behind the dashboard

@maple ooh, idea, osmand is an open source gps navigation thingy app and has the whole voice guidance thing, might be doable to have a maple voice pack to tell you where to go!

@maple morning maple

@maple wishing you all the luck

@tom do you want an eldritch abomination?! This is how you get an eldritch abomination!

the hog cafe also functions as a cat bed!

@sydneyfalk it's certainly wbc inspired

oh, loads of bible verses as toots, clearly can't be much of a christian though since you're forcing me to work on the sabbath by needing to suspend your ass

grumbly grumble

@maple *brings out another chair so maple can join in the yelling at kids on the comuterfairi.es lawn*

@centralavenue gets a lot easier when you've got to the point of having all the usual suspects suspended, then it's just keeping an eye out for any new ones that pop up

I mean uh... yes, thank you for the appreciation of the incredibly difficult job we do

We're totally not just pushing a few buttons any time we happen to see a wanker appear