Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple eesh, it wouldn't have killed them to at least add a little tiny gui thing to select a disk image or something

@maple blblblb

"I've been ya boi David Attenborough, be sure to subscribe and smash that motherfucking like button"

@pettancow I like the slower build to "cloudflare is literally hitler", so often people just jump to that too quickly in their barely comprehensible screeds

why is this bot in my mentions bitching about cloudflare being used by a site I linked to?

is this that "streetwear" I keep hearing so much about?

https://getonfleek.com/product/toy-car-city-map-hoodie/

@maple you a robot!

good robot

@kensanata@octodon.social but I make the hedgehogs houses out of wood! they should stop eating the hedgie houses!

@colon_three @halcy nah, it's not that, they're too busy with their noses planted in powder

@kensanata@octodon.social I'm concerned about all the bees, the wasps, however, can fuck right off

@maple @revenant silver lining, seems we're moderating pretty well if we can't find any more drama to get rid of

huh, Page and Cooper are selling Raketa watches now, neat

(notspon, could be though, please send me free stuff P&C)

@maple I wonder how many people are actually using that password right now

@maple it's actually just a keyboard with the cable wrapped around the handles

@maple I have the same combination on my luggage!

@revenant yellow submarine by the beatles is also on the playlist

@maple I'm not entirely sure who or what that is but yes

@sydneyfalk haven't had a pot noodle in a while but as far as the bricky ones with the flavour sachet, yes

@envgen yep, small dot of it on the cut, let it dry, rub off the top layer of it

they sell something called "shave cut healing gel" which is basically just superglue with a bit of alum added but you're less likely to just have that stuff around the house