Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

they should really rename "diver's bezel"s on watches

times I've used them to time dives: 0
times I've used them to time stuff that's cooking: many

Ooh, shiny, Bell and Ross have just announced the new BR05 collection

Really quite like these

Altogether very Gerald Genta-y

yeah, while y'all are going on about your sony direct or microsoft switches or whatever I'm playing games you could play on a teletype, this is how I roll, as the youths would put it

the trek game in the bsdgames package is actually surprisingly compelling

tired: parasols are sun umbrellas
wired: umbrellas are wet parasols

@lunalapin yeah, that'd be great, make ordering so much easier

@TheGibson damn freemasons, undercutting all those modestly-priced-masons and putting them out of business

if everyone could agree on just, like, two types of disposable battery to use that'd be great

sitting here on a pile of AA, AAA, A23, AG0, 2032, and 2025's

@SuricrasiaOnline CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK

there are two hedgehogs outside having what can only be described as a massive row

this is what they sound like when they're arguing

@tom F

@mavica no particular day for me, just sort of evening-ish

@tom that's a good orb

@tom I would like some orb please

@mavica actually yelled out in parliament as the results from tonight's vote came in