Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica *sends all the hugs*

@Anke something along the lines of "WE JORT!"

which is of course nonsense

we can jort if we want to
we can leave your friends behind
'cause your friends don't jort
and if they don't jort
then they're no friends of mine

WIR JORTEN!

@bat there's something called metastream which does mostly the same thing

they should really rename "diver's bezel"s on watches

times I've used them to time dives: 0
times I've used them to time stuff that's cooking: many

Ooh, shiny, Bell and Ross have just announced the new BR05 collection

Really quite like these

Altogether very Gerald Genta-y

yeah, while y'all are going on about your sony direct or microsoft switches or whatever I'm playing games you could play on a teletype, this is how I roll, as the youths would put it

the trek game in the bsdgames package is actually surprisingly compelling

tired: parasols are sun umbrellas
wired: umbrellas are wet parasols

@lunalapin yeah, that'd be great, make ordering so much easier

@TheGibson damn freemasons, undercutting all those modestly-priced-masons and putting them out of business

if everyone could agree on just, like, two types of disposable battery to use that'd be great

sitting here on a pile of AA, AAA, A23, AG0, 2032, and 2025's

@SuricrasiaOnline CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK

there are two hedgehogs outside having what can only be described as a massive row

this is what they sound like when they're arguing

@tom F