Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@noelle BEES ARE GOOD
BEES ARE GOOD
ALL OF THESE BEES ARE GOOD

@colon_three nope, one of SIE

@Rowyn it is a truth universally acknowledged, that those who would insist against the use of passive voice, can suck it

@InspectorCaracal <title> copyright <year>

@KitRedgrave well yes, mostly that

but it could still be really nice just with the occasional loud noises every thursday morning to scare off the techbros

like a bird scarer on a farmer's field

@KitRedgrave short term solution: get a pistol and some blank cartridges and let off a few shots every thursday, that'll drive the prices down a bit

@mavica *sends all the hugs*

@Anke something along the lines of "WE JORT!"

which is of course nonsense

we can jort if we want to
we can leave your friends behind
'cause your friends don't jort
and if they don't jort
then they're no friends of mine

WIR JORTEN!

@bat there's something called metastream which does mostly the same thing

they should really rename "diver's bezel"s on watches

times I've used them to time dives: 0
times I've used them to time stuff that's cooking: many

Ooh, shiny, Bell and Ross have just announced the new BR05 collection

Really quite like these

Altogether very Gerald Genta-y

yeah, while y'all are going on about your sony direct or microsoft switches or whatever I'm playing games you could play on a teletype, this is how I roll, as the youths would put it

the trek game in the bsdgames package is actually surprisingly compelling

tired: parasols are sun umbrellas
wired: umbrellas are wet parasols