Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica oh god, has new stuff happened or just the usual?

@offby1 ah, but the sun can recycle their matter for useful things

it's like composting the rich

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trebuchet terfs into the sun

potential spin-off show featuring the local planning committee as they receive the planning applications for hollowed out volcanoes and such

I want a mockumentary tv series that follows a group of health and safety inspectors going around supervillain's lairs

@mavica I do like how that image (lack of) quality looks

@mavica looking forward to it already

@archadia@tootplanet.space they also cook it on the same grills as the meat ones so there's cross-contamination there

@mavica actually, wait, cafe full of mavicas, I'd be more like this:

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huh, apparently that plant-based burger that burger king are going to be selling isn't vegetarian because of how they cook it and put mayonnaise on it

that seems like a bit of a waste of time then

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@vanillavoid cuckoo clock but it's not a clock, it's just a possum coming in to yell "IT'S FIVE O'CLOCK AAAAA"

@HTHR@cybre.space alternate: my name is decimus

roman soldier: the tenth of your family?

time traveller: twelfth, you lot are really going to mess with the calendar in a couple hundred years

@mavica that's pretty damn neat

@wigglytuffitout heh, yeah, it's not the sort of thing that usually comes up often enough to stick around in your head for long

@wigglytuffitout proper name for it's polari, been meaning to learn a bit of that meself

apparently the rightest spelling is zhoozh, from the romani zhouzho

@mplouffe@scholar.social I can certainly see that, they're definitely the sort of thing that'll get picked up quick, especially with the limited edition of 1,000 each

@wyrdash@weirder.earth none of these are particularly my thing, I tend to go a little more restrained but they are all very well executed