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Whoever came up with the phrase "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" is obviously unfamiliar with the Trojan War

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@InspectorCaracal The only real colours are those laid out in the HTML 4.01 spec

Yep, only 16 of them

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@InspectorCaracal I was just taking the piss, I did not expect that to hit a nerve like it did

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@InspectorCaracal indigo is a bullshit colour that's only on the spectrum because Newton had an alchemical hard-on for the number 7

it's blue

H. P. Lovecraft was so ridiculously racist he reportedly had a panic attack when he learnt that one of his great grandparents was Welsh

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@InspectorCaracal I'm 100% sure those same people still insist on indigo being a colour

@InspectorCaracal "roses are red
violets aren't blue
but bugger all rhymes with violet
so fuck you"

Any stone can be used in a banishing ritual if you throw it at the bastard hard enough

Roses are red
Life's quite a rat race
May you flee Capitalism
With Tim Curry in SPACE

@TheGibson aw, shame

I was going to see what we could do about getting a high score

@TheGibson you didn't happen to make a note of who was winning that ranking did you?

New Sinn releases!

Two limited editions, the 104 St Sa A B E and the 158

104 St Sa A B E is a 104 with blue dial and bezel, arabic numerals, and ivory lume, limited to 1,000 pieces

The 158 is a lot more interesting though, heavily inspired by the old 155 Bw from the 80's, limited to 500 pieces

@noelle bees are like "don't know what you lot are on about, they just built some nice houses for us"

"average person launches 3 EC2 instances a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person launches 0 instances per year. Computers Georg, who lives in cave & launches over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

@noelle predicting some of the stuff that breaks isn't written in python and uses no dependencies that are written in python

new video from me, ec and bad people in thumbnail 

hey I did a new video

it's called Defeat & Despair and it's about that weird issue you get when you want to do activism but are too busy being crushed by the overwhelming shittiness of the world itself

and how to make that not happen

youtube.com/watch?v=SvAJ5Bj5ED

@noelle @alice@elekk.xyz why not both?

switch it from chain to chain depending on if you want it on the swing arm or on your neck at that particular moment!

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