Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica can confirm, brains were probably a mistake

I'm sure those slimes that don't have brains but are still able to make decisions are fine

I'm hoping your brain poops out some of the nice neurotransmitters soon bun

@mplouffe@scholar.social so do I, if we need to keep him in any longer than the minimum we're not going to have any carpet left in front of the doors

our reg had to have some surgery on monday and we've had to keep him in since then

he is not a happy cat

tried explaining to him that we're all on lockdown not just him but he's having none of it

@mavica GIRLSQUIRRELBUNBOT!

@mavica *gives many belated hugs*

@mavica can't spell quarantine without u r a qt

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@gcupc@glitch.social OH GOD DAMNIT

@a_breakin_glass are you reading UK government pandemic response memos again?

roman emperor with "veni, vidi, vici" on the wall like one of those awful "live, laugh, love" things

Latest UK government advice poster for if you should go outside

(not actually from the UK govt)

@mavica now we need to find where he's hiding

@cassolotl@queer.party according to the gruniad "shopping for necessities, one form of exercise a day alone or with household members, medical or care needs, travelling to or from work if you can't work from home"

basically unless completely necessary for your health needs, don't go out to get anything

bats are getting a bad rap recently but they're really good sky doggos

Werner the Herzog

the conquest of bread, but written by a duck

we have no less than three hedgies!

I just saw three having a little conference out in the garden

sadly no way of lighting it for my phone camera without disturbing them but they're cute!

@mavica can function as an mp3 player!

okay, well, maybe not an "mp3 player" exactly, but you can ask it to sing for you and that's pretty neat

@mavica IT'S THE CUTEST SQUOBIT!

@sydneyfalk yeah, often one word/term/expression doesn't quite cover what you want to say/convey so sling a bunch together to comprehensively get the point across!