Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@m1st meow meow! blub

@m1st ah, that kind of weird

still, meow meow meow meow meow

@m1st oh that does sound weird

uncomfy weird or just odd weird?

@m1st been a while, how is the kitty?

@m1st hi mist!

@shutsumon I know there's more risk to the workers than usual in the current climate but sacrifices must be made

@GwenfarsGarden had to be done

I see they're getting ready to set stonehenge forward an hour for british summer time

WHO WOULD WIN?

hundreds of years of swiss watchmaking tradition

- OR -

smol buzzy quartz bois

@mavica tüb

I know I've said this before but H P Baxxter looks disconcertingly similar to John Barrowman

apologies to those working in NHS sexual health clinics for whom giving them the clap brings back unwanted memories

a small bit of my brain keeps reading acnh as assassin's creed new horizons and imagining Isabelle leaping from a rooftop to stab Tom Nook

@mavica lots of little usb battery packs in your handbag to hand out for snacks

@mavica the commodore is keeping up with you

run faster

you must run away from the commodore

it has a knife!

@mavica @jk best soundtrack to seeing sheep

@mavica I want mavi in my village

@wigglytuffitout it's literally just a tube

music is just wibbly air, and it takes less energy to make the smaller amount of air in the tube wibbly than it would to make all the air in the room wibbly

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