Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@m1st YOU WANT THE TOOTH?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOTH!

everyone: aaaaaaaaa

so, I guess in future zombie movies we'll see a load of people deemed "essential workers" having to go to work during the apocalypse

@mavica oh damn, that sucks

SOMEONE SELL MAVI A BNIB DOT MATRIX PRINTER FOR CHEAP!

@mavica

@jk I've heard from esteemed scholars violent j and shaggy 2 dope that magnets are miracles

So the big take away from this whole tiger king thing is that twitter people will happily say "eat the rich" but as soon as a woman allegedly feeds her millionaire husband to some tigers they lose their goddamn minds

I've just heard of the film "Capone" that's coming out this year

Is Tom Hardy just going around playing every single real-life criminal these days?

@mavica 's chassis is partially composed of polyethylene terephthalate

PET mavi

@mavica soff fluffy robobun

*pets*

I need a big hammer with a little button on the end that triggers a macro to ban/suspend dickheads

@mplouffe@scholar.social that's a possibility

although I'd expect the independents will be even less happy with the refund shenanigans that MCH are pulling

@mplouffe@scholar.social yeah, after Rolex and Patek pulling out of all people the writing was pretty much on the wall

More watch news, the LVMH group has also pulled out of baselworld

That's Bulgari, Tag Heuer, Zenith, and Hublot

So yeah, looks like baselworld is very dead

@a_breakin_glass that's exactly what we would have ended up with if the upper classes didn't suddenly decide that french and latin was cool

I can only respect a language that shows such a lack of giving a fuck when naming things

"I have invented a wonderful machine that flies through the air! what should we call it?"
"fuck it, flightstuff"

(flugzeug is the german for airplane, it literally translates as flightstuff)