Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Linda oh, yeah, no unions, that does make sense

@Linda but... none of their job involves using their legs? why wouldn't you let them sit down while moving stuff with their arms?

I'm thinking this must be some sort of puritan thing I'm too european to understand

@Linda fuuuuck, y'all have problems

and they mentioned like, smalltalk with the staff?

I mean, I know I shouldn't come down against a culture just because I find it strange but whut?

I just saw a video about how USAians are confused by Aldi

Do... do you people not know how to pack bags yourselves? The person said about a job role called a "bagger" who packs grocery bags at the end of checkouts and that's like, all they do

That's not a real thing right?

And apparently US checkout staff aren't allowed to use chairs? What shit is that? That can't be right?

who needs animal crossing when you've got computerfairi.es?

we got:
octopuses
bunnies
skunks
bunnies
squirrels
like a huge number of bunnies

@vantablack probably so many that if you just used the money you would spend on bullets you could fund it personally

@wigglytuffitout @noelle eh, this kind of shit just seems to happen at the drop of a hat

don't worry too much about it

@mavica @noelle I'll use me siphon to propel me

jet powered glocktopus

@noelle right, which motherfuckers do I have to point these at

(image cw: guns)

@penguin42 you could well be right there, especially the underside looks right for that

entomologists, anyone know what this friend is?

spotted in south west england, wingspan of about 5ish cm

🦔

smol

"I wanna play a lawful good drow"

🎶 breaking the lore, breaking the lore
breaking the lore, breaking the lore
breaking the lore, breaking the lore
breaking the lore, breaking the loooooorrrreee 🎶

Although if I spec into social justice barbarian I only need the sword

Maybe social justice wizard, then I only need a stick

I should get a sword

All these people calling me a social justice warrior and I don't even have a sword

I should get one

Maybe some plate armour as well

@vantablack probably a good idea

for a start covid-19 can survive on surfaces for up to 72 hours and I don't know what the shipping's like where you are

also dyes can transfer to facey bits sometimes if you don't wash it properly before using it, don't know if they've done that or not

don't tell the yanks but apple pie was actually invented by us brits

@m1st YOU WANT THE TOOTH?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOTH!

everyone: aaaaaaaaa

so, I guess in future zombie movies we'll see a load of people deemed "essential workers" having to go to work during the apocalypse