Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica *brings lots of blankets*

@mavica 🎶 comfy shoes
take me to bed
to the plaaaace
I can sleeeeep

cozy mattress
with soft pillows
take me to bed
comfy shoes 🎶

@mavica *brings you a nice cup of tea*

@mavica still shockingly not the worst admin team in the fediverse

God help us we've tried, but nope, up against some really stiff competition

@mavica I TURNED MYSELF INTO JORTS, MORTY!

I'M JIIIIIIIICK!

According to Newton's third law of motion, if you boop the snoot the snoot boops you back

wait, this sounds like something Q would do

which would also explain all the spacial and temporal anomalies they run into all the time in star trek...

new theory; Q got bored, did a load of folding, and now if you look at the alpha quadrant from the 27th dimension it's a little origami Jean-Luc Picard

sci-fi plot idea: with "folding space" being a common trope for FTL in fiction, there's got to be at least one elder/precursor/old species that got bored and uses their phenomenal power to make galaxy origami

"oh, that galaxy? yeah, we folded that into a duck, it's pretty cool"

@mavica !

nine more buns to pat please!

@mavica such good value! 💵

ooh, is there a rewards scheme?

@mavica that's a very good bun right there

@mavica hemlo I would like to pet one bun please

@mavica beepy machine talking about clanky machine!

Specifically the bird kind

Although I'm sure New Zealanders as a whole are soft and squidgable as well

I wanna hug a kiwi

They look so soft and squidgable

@mavica musical instrument made of loops of sausages?

BIG HEDGIE

🦔