Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@mavica did the driver update and break or something?
either that or it could well be hardware
I'd suggest taking the card out, blowing on it, and putting it back in again but it's not an N64 so I don't think that'd work
@mavica time to add "hardware developer" to the CV!
'cause you're hardware and you can develop stuff!
@revolverocelot my mind was just finishing the thought "I wonder if you could make facemasks out of lighter, more breathable material?" when I realised "no sam, that would entirely defeat the point of the whole exercise"
@codl I've lugged around metal barrels
Only seen small novelty wooden ones though, the big wooden ones sound like a lie
If I owned a watch brand I'd totally put the words "perlative chronometer" on all the dials just to mess with rolex fanboys
welp, baselworld's dead
they've cancelled the 2021 show (which was a "postponement" of the 2020 show)
they say they'll be "exploring new formats and platforms" but I'm not sure we'll see much out of that
@TheGibson try out "...as the actress said to the bishop" for a change
@wigglytuffitout "you want me to go out in the middle of a pandemic just to have some little test done? are you taking the piss?"
"well, yes"
Why many people don't and won't use open source federated sites
@Brainship personal favourite is when a bit of software lists all the stuff it's built with but includes no indication whatsoever as to what it actually does
is it a web server? a text editor? firmware for an IoT toaster? nobody knows!
@mavica *brings lots of blankets* 
@mavica 🎶 comfy shoes
take me to bed
to the plaaaace
I can sleeeeep
cozy mattress
with soft pillows
take me to bed
comfy shoes 🎶
@mavica *brings you a nice cup of tea*
@mavica still shockingly not the worst admin team in the fediverse
God help us we've tried, but nope, up against some really stiff competition
@mavica I TURNED MYSELF INTO JORTS, MORTY!
I'M JIIIIIIIICK!
According to Newton's third law of motion, if you boop the snoot the snoot boops you back
wait, this sounds like something Q would do
which would also explain all the spacial and temporal anomalies they run into all the time in star trek...
new theory; Q got bored, did a load of folding, and now if you look at the alpha quadrant from the 27th dimension it's a little origami Jean-Luc Picard
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
