Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica oh, and if you throw yourself through a window it's autotransfenestration

of which Danilo Del Prete holds the guinness world record for by running through 24 panes of tempered glass

@mavica yes, but if you're throwing someone back into a window after they've been thrown out of it then it's refenestrate

and if you're throwing someone through a window instead of from a window it's transfenestrate

@mavica tony hawk's pro gator

the game where you ride on the backs of alligators

@mavica ah, the eternal mood of 2020

Just got this delivered

It's a Triwa Time for Oceans in the "coral" colourway

Quartz, 100M water resistant, and the case and strap are made out of recycled ocean plastic

It's pretty neat

@mavica and the gifs were actually gifs!

not apng or gifv or webm or whatever bullshit people call gifs these days

@mavica exactly! and we had all the animated "this site under construction" gifs we could ask for!

@mavica you're mavica squobit!

@mavica all web developers should be forced to use a machine with a pentium 4 and fuck-all ram while developing

@cypnk

🦊 !

@mavica I love it

@revolverocelot honestly the only reason we haven't so far is that it's really hard to set fire to stuff underwater

@revolverocelot there's a theory that the next species to conquer the earth will be octopuses

so... uh... hi, I'm your new overlord

@mavica 🌽

@mavica I've got an ebay alert going for OEM mavica spares but nothing's come up so far so unfortunately the bodge of additional lenses will have to do

both are fruit, but while an apple has a thin peel and firm flesh, an orange has a much thicker peel and far juicier flesh

there, I just compared apples to oranges

so the government is telling people to "use [their] common sense" in measures to contain the virus

yeah

we're all gonna die aren't we?