Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

we put out a bowl of some roast chicken for one of our cats and looked around later AND A HEDGEHOG WAS EATING IT!

@mavica *reading the article title*

lol, "cumgate", what did the yanks do now?

*reads further*

oh. oh no.

@mavica me, in the past: "haha, which messed up country would have a political disaster called "cumgate"?"

"wait, shit, that's us"

@twitter@mastodon.technology also so there's space marines

tony hawk's pro skate

@mavica I'm a proponent of printing it out, filling it in with red crayon, and then scanning it back in again

@dandelion@snouts.online @tom now for housing questions: shackexchange dot com

@mavica MEIN KOHL!

wanna start a computerfairi.es pillow fort

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also I couldn't afford a rolex anyway, but mainly they're cowards for not offering a bepis bezel

In watches certain combinations of colours on the bezel have names

A "pepsi" bezel is red and blue, "coke" is red and black, and "root beer" is brown and black

I want a bepis bezel but Rolex are cowards!

@a_breakin_glass batman's close

Joker: I'm leaving now
Arkham workers: Sure, if you're back by tuesday we have tacos
Joker: Nice