Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

bunthulhu

for a group reputed to be as quiet as the freemasons are they really seem to love their random crap with logos on

pocketwatches? slap masonic stuff on there, badges? slap masonic stuff on there, lighters? slap masonic stuff on there, jewellery? you betcha, masonic stuff

@gcupc@glitch.social both, where did you think matrix management was invented?

@gcupc@glitch.social that's gotta be the result of constantine annoying whichever demon is in charge of funko

@mavica my go-to response is to say "fine, you want them kept as historical artefacts? put them in your house 'cause we ain't keeping them here"

just saw no less than two people up the supermarket wearing their mask with their noses out

they annoyed me far more than all the people not wearing masks at all (it's not compulsory here yet)

like, fine, if you don't wear a mask you're a twat

but wearing a mask wrong? that's just half-arsing it and that I CAN NOT ABIDE DO IT PROPERLY OR NOT AT ALL YOU AGE'D FUCK

@stolas@elekk.xyz topologically speaking, humans are also a torus

@tan ah, thymelords

oh, everyone remember to order in some rum, it's the 50th anniversary of black tot day next week

(the Royal Navy issued all sailors a daily rum ration up until the 31st of July 1970, the rum ration was called a "tot", and the day of the final rum ration was called "Black Tot Day")

dessert mustard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTIdjXVYTIk

1: bikini bottom is at the bottom of the ocean

2: bikini bottom appears to have most if not all the properties of a nation

therefore the "deep state" is bikini bottom

@joshua space winnebago

@stolas@elekk.xyz just like *prod*

@Jo @ThreeLetterMax@elekk.xyz @stolas@elekk.xyz well, it is the one thing we're known for these days

@stolas@elekk.xyz @Jo and Tim Martin needs to be trebuchet'd into the sun

if the apple thing for your wrist is a watch then an iphone is a pocketwatch

felix (one of our fully grown and not at all small cats) was sitting down on the path

a hedgehog wandered up to him

felix then proceeded to run away as quickly as his little legs could carry him

the hedgehog looked confused for a second and continued to trundle along

@mavica virtual potato

@mavica video... potato?

@mavica I'm not entirely sure what a vtuber is, but let's say yes