Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@stolas@elekk.xyz it was

it was glorious

a black 4x4 just barrelled down the street, blaring the james bond theme, obviously trying to make an Entrance

an entrance that was utterly spoiled by the fact he couldn't find a parking space and had to slowly go back up the street to find one

@mavica aaahhhhh comfy octopus

pls submerge the octopus in coolant

Casio released a G-Shock watch with an octagonal case, the GA-2100, some people noticed that the case is vaguely similar in shape to the AP Royal Oak, a very expensive steel sports watch, which led to people calling the G-Shock the "casioak"

Now people have made steel cases for the casioak to go in (it's a very easy swap) and are calling the combination the "Royal Broke" as it really does resemble a Royal Oak from a distance but costs 2 magnitudes less

@mavica ah yeah, drink mixes watered down too much are the worst, deffo try some with proper amounts

I love how much this dates all y'all that favourited this

I mean, it also dates me, but also all of you

oh no! I forgot!

about Dre!

imagining judas priest - breaking the law being played on a hurdy gurdy as background music for a getaway from a DnD bank heist

sorry about that glitch, issue should be fixed now, something wanted to nom more resources than it should, we've put it on a diet

thank you for flying computerfairi.es

*wanders out of cave holding a mug of tea*

...ikea?

*goes back into cave*

@mavica first of all you're super cute, also, super good at sysadminny things as the past few days have shown, kind, soff, and all around good

@mavica ah yeah, I see what you mean

that is rather annoying

@mavica it takes a while and it shows gradually

kind of thing that happens to all of us I'm afraid, accidents happen