Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

just wanna cuddle a massive block of ice

@envgen Didn't they learn anything from the three little pigs? They actually have wolves over there as well!

@Atatra *gets out a spare bucket of coolant*

*sends hugs and general good vibes to the @mavica , who is best robot*

@Siphonay@octodon.social mine goes through a different country so anyone who wants all my traffic will have to fill in additional forms

HA! TAKE THAT SNOOPERS! YOU HAVE TO DO A LITTLE BIT MORE PAPERWORK!

@stolas@elekk.xyz we've had the odd storm, mind

only like, once a decade or so, but we get them!

@mavica lime rider

@wigglytuffitout but... but... just a century ago it was pink for boys and blue for girls?

and before it was that kids just got put in white dresses because it was easier and who the hell cares what they're wearing?

@mavica

they're both chips and DIPs!

@mavica hm, yes, these leeches are most effective as they have the munchies

@mavica medieval doctor found out about medical marijuana and decided to experiment

@mavica *moves some other, less important, folders out the way while considering if this should be under C for "cute", A for "adorable", R for "robot", or somewhere else*

@mavica haha gender goes brrrrrrr

@stolas@elekk.xyz it was

it was glorious

a black 4x4 just barrelled down the street, blaring the james bond theme, obviously trying to make an Entrance

an entrance that was utterly spoiled by the fact he couldn't find a parking space and had to slowly go back up the street to find one

@mavica aaahhhhh comfy octopus

pls submerge the octopus in coolant

Casio released a G-Shock watch with an octagonal case, the GA-2100, some people noticed that the case is vaguely similar in shape to the AP Royal Oak, a very expensive steel sports watch, which led to people calling the G-Shock the "casioak"

Now people have made steel cases for the casioak to go in (it's a very easy swap) and are calling the combination the "Royal Broke" as it really does resemble a Royal Oak from a distance but costs 2 magnitudes less

@mavica ah yeah, drink mixes watered down too much are the worst, deffo try some with proper amounts