Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@noiob @Jo I think it's implied that the two kids are the only survivors, and one of them is definitely too young to use firearms effectively against a charging polar bear

@noiob @Jo also the polar bear is totes gonna eat them first

@Jo @noiob be sure to avoid the liver though

fatal amounts of vitamin A in that

free fortnite?

I thought it was already free to play

@Crash @revolverocelot it bears a strong resemblance to garum, which is an ancient roman condiment

so much like everything else that wasn't nailed down I think we may have nicked it

@mavica @revolverocelot @Crash chest sauce, from the shire

hobbit estrogen

this dragon's hoard isn't gold or gems or platinum

their hoard is a massive library

they're a book-wyrm

@stolas@elekk.xyz corporeal forms are bullshit

@mavica nom!

@mavica it was *mumbled* years ago

@mavica ah! I thought it might be some sort of cool new thing I hadn't heard about since learning to solder mmfmfmfmf years ago

@mavica firestick?

@mavica *to the tune of paper planes*

all I wanna do *beep beep beep beep* and a

and pet the bunny

@error_1202@mspsocial.net @maloki@rage.love vwv what's this?

@stolas@elekk.xyz I think of it as like a tourniquet

like yeah, you're not losing massive amounts of blood now but really you need to get that fixed

THERE IS WIND! THERE ARE BLACK CLOUDS! THERE IS THUNDER! IT IS STARTING TO RAIN!

OCTOPUS WILL NO LONGER BE MELTY!

just wanna cuddle a massive block of ice

@envgen Didn't they learn anything from the three little pigs? They actually have wolves over there as well!