Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

...morgan?

do I have to call the SCP foundation in again?

@stolas@elekk.xyz oh yes! two towns forming committees to supposedly foster cultural and commercial ties but actually just having an excuse to have a holiday at the other town every so often! so hot!

wait, is it not that?

really disappointed that the video toaster didn't have a top-loading vhs recorder add-on

@noiob @Jo I think it's implied that the two kids are the only survivors, and one of them is definitely too young to use firearms effectively against a charging polar bear

@noiob @Jo also the polar bear is totes gonna eat them first

@Jo @noiob be sure to avoid the liver though

fatal amounts of vitamin A in that

free fortnite?

I thought it was already free to play

@Crash @revolverocelot it bears a strong resemblance to garum, which is an ancient roman condiment

so much like everything else that wasn't nailed down I think we may have nicked it

@mavica @revolverocelot @Crash chest sauce, from the shire

hobbit estrogen

this dragon's hoard isn't gold or gems or platinum

their hoard is a massive library

they're a book-wyrm

@stolas@elekk.xyz corporeal forms are bullshit

@mavica nom!

@mavica it was *mumbled* years ago

@mavica ah! I thought it might be some sort of cool new thing I hadn't heard about since learning to solder mmfmfmfmf years ago

@mavica firestick?

@mavica *to the tune of paper planes*

all I wanna do *beep beep beep beep* and a

and pet the bunny

@error_1202@mspsocial.net @maloki@rage.love vwv what's this?

@stolas@elekk.xyz I think of it as like a tourniquet

like yeah, you're not losing massive amounts of blood now but really you need to get that fixed