Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

epoch games: it's in 1970-01-01T00:00:00Z

@stolas@elekk.xyz no

remember why you won

@mavica yes, you're a wonderful person and a very dear friend

Bethesda, having come to this point already, releases Skyrim for the PDP-11

The year is 2167

Having run out of other things to put it on rockstar releases GTA V as a code listing for a commodore 64

love it when I hear about an instance of nazi shitheads, go to suspend them, and it pops back with "this instance is already suspended" and it turns out I already did it months ago

@mavica Euro Horse Simulator

...morgan?

do I have to call the SCP foundation in again?

@stolas@elekk.xyz oh yes! two towns forming committees to supposedly foster cultural and commercial ties but actually just having an excuse to have a holiday at the other town every so often! so hot!

wait, is it not that?

really disappointed that the video toaster didn't have a top-loading vhs recorder add-on

@noiob @Jo I think it's implied that the two kids are the only survivors, and one of them is definitely too young to use firearms effectively against a charging polar bear

@noiob @Jo also the polar bear is totes gonna eat them first

@Jo @noiob be sure to avoid the liver though

fatal amounts of vitamin A in that

free fortnite?

I thought it was already free to play

@Crash @revolverocelot it bears a strong resemblance to garum, which is an ancient roman condiment

so much like everything else that wasn't nailed down I think we may have nicked it

@mavica @revolverocelot @Crash chest sauce, from the shire

hobbit estrogen

this dragon's hoard isn't gold or gems or platinum

their hoard is a massive library

they're a book-wyrm

@stolas@elekk.xyz corporeal forms are bullshit

@mavica nom!