Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica laptop's having a renaissance faire and the SSD is getting into the spirit of things

all this talk of social justice warriors

where's the love for our social justice barbarians?

Ellen's Third Song by Schubert sung in the african-american vernacular

or; AAVE Maria

epoch games: it's in 1970-01-01T00:00:00Z

@stolas@elekk.xyz no

remember why you won

@mavica yes, you're a wonderful person and a very dear friend

Bethesda, having come to this point already, releases Skyrim for the PDP-11

The year is 2167

Having run out of other things to put it on rockstar releases GTA V as a code listing for a commodore 64

love it when I hear about an instance of nazi shitheads, go to suspend them, and it pops back with "this instance is already suspended" and it turns out I already did it months ago

@mavica Euro Horse Simulator

...morgan?

do I have to call the SCP foundation in again?

@stolas@elekk.xyz oh yes! two towns forming committees to supposedly foster cultural and commercial ties but actually just having an excuse to have a holiday at the other town every so often! so hot!

wait, is it not that?

really disappointed that the video toaster didn't have a top-loading vhs recorder add-on

@noiob @Jo I think it's implied that the two kids are the only survivors, and one of them is definitely too young to use firearms effectively against a charging polar bear

@noiob @Jo also the polar bear is totes gonna eat them first

@Jo @noiob be sure to avoid the liver though

fatal amounts of vitamin A in that

free fortnite?

I thought it was already free to play

@Crash @revolverocelot it bears a strong resemblance to garum, which is an ancient roman condiment

so much like everything else that wasn't nailed down I think we may have nicked it