Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica in the beginning, there was no way of figuring out exactly where you were on the planet without being in sight of some landmark

you could work out your latitude by the angle of the sun measured on a sextant and an almanac of where it's meant to be on that day, but the longitude wasn't something you could work out

@mavica hmm... how about... right, pull up a chair and the octopus shall tell you a brief history of using a clock to figure out where you are

@mavica yeah, that's always hard to get started with

I can nerd at you a bit about watches or something if that'd help?

@mavica well, I can talk about it with you but I'm not very good at things like that

@mavica ah, that sucks

any of the feelings resolvable in any way or are they just sort of there?

@mavica hey mavi, what's up? *brings tea and other nice things*

@stolas@elekk.xyz this is just the first wave so the US does have time to catch up

@TheGibson it does sound a bit "ghosts in blood, do cocaine about it"

@sydneyfalk need some series B funding to finish it

@sydneyfalk yeah, I ran out about there as well

@sydneyfalk don't call it a startup

we've been here for years
scamming my peers
putting investors in fear
making the cash rain like a monsoon
listen to the stocks go boom

I have been informed that King Shark is in the "The Suicide Squad" movie and I am hoping for good shark content

@LazyTechsupport@cybre.space @masklayer @Mycroft I think the middle two clip together to make something surprisingly close to a functional set of cutlery

@a_breakin_glass I was thinking wombats but also yes

MORTAL WOMBAT!

@revolverocelot having a mortal shell isn't that great imo, but it's what's available

oh

the videogame, never mind