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@douglasfur the new models have smaller "ears" (the lugs) and a bigger face

this model is green

therefore this model is shrek

That whole viomi clusterfuck, domain block 

@Jo I'm looking forward to hearing how suspending an instance is a violation of the GDPR

given that rolex now has 3 models where the only difference is the bezel (the black submariner, the shrek, and the grover) I wonder if the people making fakes will start doing value packs with a fake sub and two extra coloured bezels so you can wear 3 fake rolexes for the price of one

re: something that's been bugging me for close to 30 years 

@noelle I've seen the explanation around here and there

probably not the authorial intent but it does nicely plaster over that plot hole

something that's been bugging me for close to 30 years 

@noelle the events of Aladdin are actually the process of genie making him a prince

Ababwah was fake, all the parade was fake, but it was a step in making him a prince of agrabah by marrying princess jasmine

@mavica all software on that build is from canonical's package manager

mh/ph -, help request 

@mavica no good ideas I'm afraid, but that does indeed suck

@mavica oh yeah, all kinds of weird shit have cropped up that'd shock people

miscourse, viomi 

@mavica ...nah, trying to make any of this make sense is giving me a headache

like I actually have a headache from trying to reason through the arguments

just "hmm... I see this report, I sentence you to b&" *taps hammer*

yes, I do have way too much fun with this

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@noelle @mavica is best squobit!

and soff and nice and just all around lovely

like little gavels with a keyswitch on the head

that'd be fun

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does anyone make hammers with a little switch in them that connect to usb and press enter or something?

computerfairi.es should have those of us with banhammer duties have actual banhammers

@mavica I've been doing a fair few lately so I shall hold off and let you do the honours

@mavica I really appreciate you mavi, you've been on the right side of pretty much everything so far even if people haven't necessarily listened

re: miscourse 

@revolverocelot I wonder what the response would be if they said it would be 5 bucks as a processing fee to unlock that stuff and/or retrieve it from backup

'cause that's a thing they can do under GDPR

(leaving aside the fact the gdpr doesn't count here)

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