Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@a_breakin_glass I do but I've got a shiny admin hat so I sorta have to

Oris just released a watch to commemorate Roberto Clemente, baseball legend and humanitarian

it was in the Big Crown line

they're pilot's watches

he died in a plane crash

A future release from Oris will be a dive watch commemorating the Titanic

"carbon dating" implies dating services for other elements

"U-235 atom seeking same for explosive love affair"

apparently some of the foldy adjustable beds (like the top bit raises, and there's a bit under your knees that can come up) are controlled by an app now

this sounds like a potentially fun hack target

@jacethechicken jacie stands, for xe doesn't have a chair

@Jo well they can't have a tough question, they want everyone to be able to enter it

@Jo they need to put a question in there because otherwise they're running a lottery and that falls under different regulations

"I only broke the law in a specific and limited way" is totally going to be my defence next time I end up in court

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-britain-eu-lewis-law/uk-bill-will-break-international-law-in-limited-way-minister-says-idUSKBN25Z1ZS

St Andrew's cross? Bet he's fuckin livid being nailed to that thing

re: last boost

strange times when the headline "Neil Buchanan of Art Attack fame denies being Banksy" pops up

@InspectorCaracal good point, I've always assumed it was priority order

moth

I want to read the risk assessments

"Small chance of crashing a plane into something because it's being piloted by a dog"

WHO COMMISSIONED THIS SHOW?

...this is like 4 years old by this point but I've just heard of a tv show called "dogs might fly" and they're trying to teach dogs to fly a plane

@mavica any time computerfairi.es is down I shall remember this and realise that no, we're surprisingly competent by comparison

@noiob @halcy "nickname" is, "nick" isn't as much