Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@ticky Hey, you take whatever the bucket-o-keyboards provides

@Elizafox and our cold, dead, blackened hearts 🖤

@ticky I... Uh... May have connected a keyboard to my phone before

In my defence I was doing a lot of typing and the on-screen keyboard sucks okay?

@shekkiesqueaks dunno, I'm still waiting for an explanation

@shekkiesqueaks Not at all, maybe 8

@tcql@octodon.social @shekkiesqueaks HOW DID YOU GET MY PRIVATE KEY?

@Lingondraken @vahnj In German it's "schlange", which is also what a queue is called so as a Brit I love the word even more

@shekkiesqueaks space sheks are good sheks

Also all sheks, but notably space sheks

@shekkiesqueaks spaceborks... SPACE SHORKS

@shekkiesqueaks Oh wait, gotta translate that for the americans, aubergine = eggplant

@shekkiesqueaks I wouldn't mind but they put veins on the aubergines as well

(I don't know if they've done this)

... eggs?

@bea But does it echo?

@SarcasmKid Doesn't have to be water, I survived on Guinness alone for a while

Can't remember how long

Because of the Guinness

@Elizafox That the one that ends up with you on a snowmobile rushing across the Bering Strait being chased by the FBI, CIA, and NSA?

@Elizafox ... I'm wondering how far this goes, quick, make a cup of coffee and then see how long until someone in the peanut gallery says you're literally hitler for having coffee

@tipsytentacle "Ah, 10 billion faces ought to be enough, make sure to wait a few generations before we reuse them and they'll never notice"

HUMANS HAVE DISCOVERED: painting

"fuck."

@tipsytentacle Yeah, I mean it's obvious that we're all in a simulation and they could only come up with so many faces so they reuse them every few centuries