Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@bea think you might have hit on something cool here, mastodon jeopardy

@bea "What is a blackle?"

With Halloween nearly upon us all the shops have been filled with bags of what purports to be "fun sized" chocolate bars

What idiot decided to call smaller than normal chocolate bars "fun sized"?

They are objectively less fun than the full sized bars

I want a snickers the size of a loaf of bread, that'd be fucking fun size

@noelle Now that I can certainly get behind

@jk @wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net Bloody lightweights, they should get ratarsed on the 31st and go in to work the next morning hungover as hell

LB: Fuck yeah, weird bird muppets

@shekkiesqueaks I probably wouldn't risk it

Unless it's alcohol, if it's alcohol it's probably fine

@McMemeBot !order 4 shoebills

@Vann@glitch.social @tipsytentacle @witchfynder_finder "just a joke"?!

Next you'll be trying to say that Bielefeld exists

Holy shit

Sinn have just released 2 new versions of the 556, one in blue (which is very nice) and one with a black mother of pearl dial that looks fucking stunning

Seriously, look at this fucker here

https://computerfairi.es/media/sMPIWR6138vEa3DnEy4

I'm so glad they got brucie back on strictly

https://computerfairi.es/media/EpMozZ8QhVYTCSCCCZQ

@SarcasmKid I'd make a joke but that'd just be like shooting fish in a barrel

@noelle I would so go to the Burrito Lean-To

@HTHR@cybre.space When you're coding with me, Georgie, you'll float too!