Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

OATS

I'm on an oat (I'm on an oat)
I'm on an oat (I'm on an oat)
Everybody look at me cause I'm snackin on an oat (snackin on an oat)
I'm on an oat (I'm on an oat)
I'm on an oat
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin oat (oat, yeah)

@er1n Everyone here is a @jk alt except you

A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of... no, wait, that's just a kid trick or treating, my bad

...oats?

@Noelle808 Don't give them AKs!

They wouldn't be able to use them effectively, kids are better suited to crew-operated weapons, like heavy machine guns or mortars

With those the kids don't have to hold up a big heavy rifle and when working in a crew they get to learn valuable teamwork skills!

@Elizafox Kinda sucks that Guy Fawkes is now associated with all that stuff

He was the last man to walk in to the Houses of Parliament with honest intentions after all

@Elizafox @KitRedgrave@glitch.social Probably a spooky skeleton

@kaniini yep

Personal theory is that he's getting all these contractors to build samples in order to line them all up and get the wall for free

Like what I do with those paint tester pots in DIY stores

TEA SHORTAGE *shudder*

@SarcasmKid All

All the garlic

@shekkiesqueaks YES

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social Oh wait, not in the UK are you, I have no idea what the american equivalent of Greggs is but if you're ever in the UK you'll be in stuff-inside-pastry heaven

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social Huh, well, get thee to a Greggs and enjoy all the various things wrapped in pastry

@viciousviscosity@cybre.space Greg

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social a what now?

We have sausage rolls

blub blub octopus noises