Hey @maple they're making some new snacks for you!
@mhka usually, yeah
It's just very hot and sunny at the moment
We have a... wildfire? In the UK?
That does not usually happen
I'm not usually one for gold tones but the Seiko SRPC44 looks pretty damn cool
https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/seiko-prospex-srpc44-diver-gold-hands-on
@maple hi robot friend! *hugs*
@Jo @alice@elekk.xyz nah, that's far too functional for fabric stuff to be marketed to men
The best men get is a sewing awl that none of them know how to use on swiss army knives
"Awesome flesh-burning death lamp."
Well if that isn't the big cliveiest of big clive video titles I don't know what is
@rey
isn't occupying .social kinda the opposite of what we want in this case?
"There are entire serieses of horror movies [among #StarTrek non-human cultures] where the premise is “We stopped paying attention to the human and ey found the technology.”"
@troubleMoney @InspectorCaracal "vulcan science academy: why do you need another warp core
humans: we’re going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast
vsa: last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast
humans: hahaha yeah
humans: it did tho
vsa: IT EXPLODED
humans: it exploded twice as fast"
@troubleMoney @InspectorCaracal "Aliens who have seen the Back to the Future movies literally don’t realise that Doc Brown is meant to be funny. They’re just like “yes, that is exactly what all human scientists are like in my experience”."
@maple I don't know morse code either so that's a bit of a stumbling block on doing that
I should really learn it at some point, I'm sure it'd come in useful for something
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple