Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

D&D session where you're all mimics trying to murder the party of adventurers that are carrying you around without arousing the suspicion of any of them

@Agiri@masto.ninja *cough*xmodmap*cough*mapleslaptop*cough*

sorry, just had a coughing fit there...

do I want some anomalous garden furniture?

David Suchet is the best Poirot

@c1t7 according to the standard, 985MB/s

So like a day and a half

@InspectorCaracal yup

I mean, they'd have to seriously cram that stuff in to get it in the form factor, but the standard allows for cards that size

The standard has a theoretical max capacity of 128TB

Yes, 128 TERABYTES. In an SD card

Hey @maple they're making some new snacks for you!

https://www.techpowerup.com/245534/sd-express-is-a-new-memory-card-standard-that-leverages-pcie-and-nvme

yep

shit's fucked over there

Why are all these football players fighting over the ball?

The world cup has lots of money, surely they can supply one each

@mhka usually, yeah

It's just very hot and sunny at the moment

We have a... wildfire? In the UK?

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/jun/27/manchester-moorland-fire-declared-a-major-incident-by-police

That does not usually happen

@alice@elekk.xyz I go for steel, titanium, that sort of thing usually

Suits my pale as hell complexion and the wear and tear I usually put on things

I'm not usually one for gold tones but the Seiko SRPC44 looks pretty damn cool

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/seiko-prospex-srpc44-diver-gold-hands-on

@maple hi robot friend! *hugs*

So many electric cars now are looking like, well, normal cars

If I was buying an electric car I'd want one that looks small and goofy like this

No idea what it is, but it looks fun

@Jo @alice@elekk.xyz nah, that's far too functional for fabric stuff to be marketed to men

The best men get is a sewing awl that none of them know how to use on swiss army knives