Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Hello I'm Simon Whistler, you're watching toots on mastodon and today you're reading this in my voice

@Agiri@masto.ninja cuddly analog bunny

@Agiri@masto.ninja hm, yeah, that bit's tough

I'm bad at writing introductions like that myself

@Agiri@masto.ninja here's an intro for you:

"agiri is good and cute and soft and lovely bun"

@thor @noelle then I told a load of people about an awesome user's guide to mastodon they can read and/or link to new people

@thor @noelle I'm detecting it by a bunch of people on my timeline saying "hello new people!" and I'm assuming they're on to something

there are probably better ways

Oh hey, new people joining mastodon by the looks of it

Welcome!

If you want to know just what you're getting yourselves into check out this guide by @noelle

https://github.com/joyeusenoelle/GuideToMastodon/

@InspectorCaracal ah. just sugar then

Lots of sugar

@InspectorCaracal don't forget the sprinkles!

Apple, Google, Spotify, Facebook, Pinterest, and YouPorn didn't ban InfoWars from their platforms

Alex Jones is just a crisis actor

@Agiri@masto.ninja weird, next they'll be complaining about the blanket fort that's in there because it's all cozy and warm

@Agiri@masto.ninja you mean to tell me that that's not what the hot aisle is for?

@colon_three ...hm... is it also ALF day?

Happy international cat day everyone!

@maple yay! good things for the squirrel!

@tom I've been meaning to set it up for ssh authentication as well, really neat bits of kit

@tom hell, I went the extra credit route and do 2fa with an app and one of those yubikey thingies and that was hella easy to set up

@noelle I mean, if forcing people to put up with him isn't an act of war I don't know what is

@noelle and a couple of days ago but I still can't get over it, Steven Seagal was appointed Russia's special envoy to the US