Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

When I was a much younger octopus, there was a show on TV that I remember as being called "Roobarb and Custard"

Now, any time I see or hear the words "Rhubarb and Custard" the theme tune plays in my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJX-nk-F0Og

@maple ah shame, don't really have any other suggestions than thunderbird or mutt unfortunately

@maple mutt

but like, unironically it's quite good

so long as you don't get too many html-only emails I suppose

@adormir we don't fuck terfs here

we fling them into volcanoes with medieval siege weaponry

@maple tentacles crossed for you

as a "batman" is a personal servant Alfred Pennyworth could be considered Batman's batman

@maple 🎶 we built this city
we built this city on gay and awooooOOOO 🎶

Seriously, in one battle we lost 14 tanks, nine half-tracks, four gun carriers and two anti-tank guns because the crews were all outside having cups of tea

https://warisboring.com/the-british-perfected-the-art-of-brewing-tea-inside-an-armored-vehicle/

This was actually a real problem

Our tank crews kept getting shot because they got out of the tank to use a little stove to make tea any time they had a spare 5 minutes

Eventually the top brass just said "Fuck it, put a kettle inside the tank"

Reminder that British tanks are far better than other countries tanks because all of ours have kettles fitted so you can have a cup of tea in battle

@maple yeah, documentation on linux certainly has something to be desired

Hell, the main source for how to do things is currently the Arch wiki

@maple also if the complaint is that there aren't enough robot squirrel buns, that issue's fixed here too!

@maple I pet it lots when I carry it back to where it actually lives two door ip

this isn't even our cat

@hfrazey heh, I'll do my best

@Jo ooh, cool tool for wide scale ATM sabotage

@maple hm... shitposting is indeed perennially cool

@maple a true trendsetter!

...what did you do just after that? that's bound to be the next cool thing!

@a_breakin_glass well... I could stand as a UK Member of Parliament on that platform...

The deposit's £500 though...

Slightly regretting deleting my twitter account a while ago

Because now I can't post "TREBUCHET TERFS 2018" and get banned from there

I could make a new account to do that but it's just not the same, y'know?