Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Jo fuckin' 'ell, didn't know they were that hard up for cash

'tis the hedgie hour

@maple soff lovely robo girl squirrel bun

*pets*

You see where there was a little "SHOW MORE" button just there that you pressed to see the rest of this? That's a content warning (or CW)

You use those whenever you want to make a toot (stop giggling at the back, we know, that's what it's called, get over it) that mentions something that other people might not want to see

Stuff like politics (it's exhausting), drugs, NSFW stuff, health discussions, selfies, and so on

That's a non-exhaustive list, just be considerate

@garbados don't correct them, this being a witch hunt would mean we can burn them at the stake

(which didn't happen much if at all but they're obviously not that concerned about historical accuracy)

Might be an idea to phase out the phrase "bad actor" in security circles

'cause your average person will read that and just think "Why the hell does Kevin Sorbo want to read my emails?"

BAE Systems is nowhere near as nice and lovey a company than the name would imply

@maple also every day

*HUGS*

I mean, I like chocolate bars with a soft coconut filling covered in milk chocolate as much as the next enby, but I'm not sure I'd set open source development goals for them

(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bounty_(chocolate_bar) for those not lucky enough to know what a Bounty bar is)

@Jo ah, a game of timing

If you're unsynchronised then they'll hit each other and fall someplace other than the volcano, but get it just right and they'll hit the middle!

@wilw would you be so kind as to cw tag your politics please, we do that here

@somarasu trebuchet

into a volcano

@keiyakins as a brit I'm slightly torn by that concept

but can wil wheaton find lance ulanoff on mastodon?

@colon_three saw them on a UK tour back when I was younger, was a damn good show

@colon_three https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P9QMkm9Eew

@Gargron not shade, I've just heard what some of the reports were for, they're sure to fix any low blood pressure problems

@Gargron dip in to the mod queue, I'm sure that'll put your blood pressure back up