Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Do you lot, in fact, drink Um Bongo?

After testing, it seems that hedgehogs massively prefer cat food to dog food

We tested the same brand, both chicken flavour, and the hedgehogs wouldn't go near the dog version

Sample size is relatively small, but we're limited by the number of adorable lil hedgies that wander by

@lastcartridge@mastodon.host no, don't

you don't want to have to put up with that

@noelle pallet-shafted: said wooden platforms when you hire DHL

PING.......... PING.......... PING..........

@OhMyGodMyKnees@mastodon.social @Taweret@octodon.social I mean, why do you think what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas?

@OhMyGodMyKnees@mastodon.social @Taweret@octodon.social not the shooting, the FBI are at the centre of a vast conspiracy that Las Vegas exists

Like Bielefeld

lots of cruise ships include shopping sections

therefore it could be considered a mall

therefore we could combine "living in a dead mall" with "being a pirate" if we got hold of an old, unused cruise ship

also, we could move it around the world for easy pickup of all our friends

@noelle yeah

"sergeant, why is that thing twice as large as it was five minutes ago?"

"uhh... we tried the miniguns... it's uh... got more armour now"

@noelle inspired: additive armour

katamari damacy but with getting shot at

@er1n happy not your birthday!

An SEO webmaster walks into a bar, public house, tavern, pub, club, menu, beer garden, pool table, darts, games, snacks

@noelle possibly briefly

"Oh hey, civil rights act passed, hell, you had a black president, fuck yeah"
"uh also we elected this guy right after"
"dude what the fuck?"

@vantablack Operation BEGANMINE

(from the NSA-style random name generator I keep around for naming things)

@maple *soff octohugs* hope you start feeling better soon, bun

@natalie@masto.ninja @Jo yeah, it's getting signifICANNtly harder to come up with stuff

@natalie@masto.ninja @Jo I'm not sure icann deal with many more like that one