Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@letthewatersroar@toot.cafe no worries, I always like introducing people to new books!

@Jo I seem to recall that most of his works included foods that maccy d's wouldn't like to be associated with

@letthewatersroar@toot.cafe The Sprawl Trilogy is three books written by William Gibson that practically define cyberpunk as a genre, if you're at all interested in the genre, read those

@letthewatersroar@toot.cafe the Culture series is a bunch of books written by Iain M. Banks centring around a society called "the Culture", a post-scarcity anarcho-communist bunch of AIs, aliens, and humans

The main theme is how the rather idealistic Culture gets along with other societies who don't share their ideals

Also, snarky AI warships-in-all-but-name shittalking amongst themselves

5 book series (because I can't think of 5 videogames)

The Illuminatus! Trilogy
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
The Culture series
The Sprawl Trilogy
The Dresden Files

big hedgie is big

@teaduckie er, I guess I might just qualify, what's up?

@maple buwuwuwunnies!

this one was waiting for me to put the food out at 8:20

Thank you Matt Gray for this Dot matrix printer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rshLRM3ru88

I can't be bothered to check if they have, but if farmersOnlyDotCom haven't run a set of ads with The Wurzels - Combine Harvester playing then they're missing a trick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb63PdPweDc

the reason everyone thinks printers are shit is because everyone keeps buying shitty printers

what the fuck do you expect you'll get for 50 bucks?

STOP BUYING SHIT PRINTERS

the hedgehogs are messy lil critters so, while I don't expect for a second that they'll use it, I made a little broom so they could clean the cafe themselves

Muskie has a bit of the Innsmouth look about him

THIS MUST BE WHY HE'S LANDING THOSE ROCKETS ON THE SEA!

HE'S WORKING WITH THE DEEP ONES!

@hfrazey yep, again

He really wants to get sued by this guy by the looks of things

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/sep/04/elon-musk-claims-diver-in-thai-cave-rescue-is-child-rapist-without-evidence

Elon's gone off the deep end again

Which makes it even more of a shame that his submarine is shit

my old physics teacher: you shouldn't anthropomorphise inanimate objects, the ball doesn't "want" to fall to the ground, the force of gravity causes it to

me, to all the inanimate objects on my desk: don't listen to the nasty man, he's just trying to be hurtful