Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple I'm still confused about why their response to "linux has weird little annoying bugs" was an explanation of what a distro is

@maple they're actually doing that now?

screw it, someone fork it for groff support or something equally ridiculous, if you're gonna go out of spec do it properly

@twitter@mastodon.technology @maple linux has just as many problems as windows, but they're all really tiny ones you don't necessarily notice until you go to do something and figure out that bit hasn't been working for months

@maple hm, that's less than ideal it doing that

@maple tentacles crossed

@pertho@bsd.network just your standard cat food

although I'm sure they wouldn't mind some chips and gravy

@letthewatersroar@toot.cafe no worries, I always like introducing people to new books!

@Jo I seem to recall that most of his works included foods that maccy d's wouldn't like to be associated with

@letthewatersroar@toot.cafe The Sprawl Trilogy is three books written by William Gibson that practically define cyberpunk as a genre, if you're at all interested in the genre, read those

@letthewatersroar@toot.cafe the Culture series is a bunch of books written by Iain M. Banks centring around a society called "the Culture", a post-scarcity anarcho-communist bunch of AIs, aliens, and humans

The main theme is how the rather idealistic Culture gets along with other societies who don't share their ideals

Also, snarky AI warships-in-all-but-name shittalking amongst themselves

5 book series (because I can't think of 5 videogames)

The Illuminatus! Trilogy
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
The Culture series
The Sprawl Trilogy
The Dresden Files

big hedgie is big

@teaduckie er, I guess I might just qualify, what's up?

@maple buwuwuwunnies!

this one was waiting for me to put the food out at 8:20

Thank you Matt Gray for this Dot matrix printer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rshLRM3ru88

I can't be bothered to check if they have, but if farmersOnlyDotCom haven't run a set of ads with The Wurzels - Combine Harvester playing then they're missing a trick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb63PdPweDc

the reason everyone thinks printers are shit is because everyone keeps buying shitty printers

what the fuck do you expect you'll get for 50 bucks?

STOP BUYING SHIT PRINTERS

the hedgehogs are messy lil critters so, while I don't expect for a second that they'll use it, I made a little broom so they could clean the cafe themselves