Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Tempted to lean into the "I'm a goddamn wizard" thing

I mean, my solution to problems more often than not involves complicated incantations in strange languages known to few (bash scripts) and trawling through forgotten lore (forum posts from a decade ago about how to fix shit)

All I really need to add is a hat

@Jo I'm most impressed by the engine in that

"We tested kevlar, carbon fibre, and metal gears but it turns out the lego ones were better"

@maple ooh, those are hella cool

@maple hi maple! i'm sam!

something I really want to see come back into fashion around these parts, automats

It's a whole wall of little cupboards with fast food type things in, you put your money in a little slot at the side of the thing you want, the door opens, and you grab your food

Absolutely no human interaction required!

@maple no way to do it in any of the standard browsers

I've heard of something called Dago Browser which will let you do that I think

@vantablack for a second there I thought you were saying you were accelerating your ears at 4g

@hfrazey they really aren't cooperative with the whole photo thing

A lot of the time now they're right at the back eating the food so I can't get a picture due to insufficient light

tiny hedgie!

@maple @djsundog you have released a few kickass tracks in that time

I love this channel

Making knives out of various things

"hm... could do with a mould for this one, let's bodge together a vacuum former from random shit I have lying around"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUCEMjhsvaU

How to find a good instance:

Do you like friendly fluffy queer furry places?

Yes: https://computerfairi.es
No: somewhere else I guess

@Jo oh yeah

sadly they got icky GUI all over it and the new versions aren't cool

@maple same

I'm sure that would be 100% my shit if I could afford spending $largeAmount on a switch and the game

@Jo I was doing a vietnam war themed GURPS one shot, had a bergen filled with explosives, objective was to destroy a vietcong camp in the middle of the jungle

They had an arms cache in the camp

I used so much explosive we were able to use the crater as a secondary LZ when the inevitable shit hit the fan and we couldn't make the primary for extraction

@Jo if you need to be precise with where you put your explosives then you're not using enough of them

I am blissfully unaware of the current discourse and I'd quite like to remain that way