Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple I have no idea, I'm out of the loop on this one too

@bunnylyn why wouldn't you have no less than five rotund pink blobs?

rotund pink blobs are awesome

@maple blub!

@maple I've had a look around every time you've posted it but I can't find anything even halfway useful

Only thing I can think of is that there's a discordjs discord server you might be able to bug until they come up with something

@maple gloob

@maple I went and got you some snacks

@maple

@maple borger!

Come join https://computerfairi.es !

As far as I can tell the only instance with an animated boing ball emojo!

@maple we have a boingball now!

@maple

@maple ah, try these then *gets out the anti-blankets, they're like blankets, but do the opposite*

@maple *wraps in nice warm blanket*

Bored of pickles but still want to shovel vast quantities of salt into your body?

Try Marmite, the sticky, yeasty, salty substance you can put on toast!

@maple I'll have to make you some 555-chip cookies as well!

@maple oh, I just remembered, I got some special ones for you!

*gives maple 40-lead CERDIP ICs covered in chocolate*

@maple *gets out the big bag of ICs*

@Siphonay@octodon.social ooh, that could be an idea

massive boxing glove on a spring

"stand here you bougie pig"
"huh?"
*BOING*
"ow"

@Siphonay@octodon.social hm... good point

any ideas of what we could use instead? I can't think of anything else that has the right amount of showmanship aside from the TERFbuchet but that really only works if you've got a volcano handy