Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple on the subject I found a neat kit for a 1974 Sinclair Scientific calculator which is a lot less money

https://www.tindie.com/products/ArduinoEnigma/sinclair-scientific-calculator-emulator/

@maple it really is, I'd really like one of the credit card sized ones to take around with me but 80 quid for a calculator is too much

@maple there's a company called swissmicros that make replicas of them, they do credit card sized ones as well!

https://www.swissmicros.com/index.php

Sadly not open source though

@maple hm... I can't say I'm really missing much with us not having full text search

I'd say only do it if you fancy messing around with elasticsearch, otherwise don't bother

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@SuricrasiaOnline Suricrasia Online On-the-Air!

The Leave camp have now complained that the EU is "using time against us"

https://www.theneweuropean.co.uk/top-stories/shanker-singham-from-the-institute-of-economic-affairs-makes-a-bizarre-claim-1-5708559

Yes, because the tricksy europeans have very cunningly assured that despite all odds time continues to tick along at one second per second

Well, the ending was a little disappointing

Felt a bit rushed and Nadia just went all out moustache twirling villain

@rey nah, that's the australian version of it

@rey this kind of trial https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheepdog_trial

Watching a dog judge with a wig would be far more entertaining

BBC 1 is currently broadcasting sheepdog trials

They seem to have run out of anything even remotely interesting to air

@maple that's not great

I did check some more with the notifications and that does seem to be how it's behaving though

@maple I've just tried it while the app is in the background and it didn't work

So maybe it works when the app isn't in the background and not when it is?

@maple huh, seems to be working for me now for some reason

@Violet HAPPY BIRFDAY! 🎉

TODAY THE BISEXUALS ARE VISIBLE

DO NOT BE ALARMED

@maple *lots of soff pets*

@maple booop!