Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@masklayer *every fucker on youtube voice*

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As part of the process for prepare flax for spinning you are apparently meant to "heckle" it

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OI FLAX, YER SHITE!

As proof of me hanging around with robots a lot, someone just mentioned that their joints were stiff and my first thought was "better get out the 3-in-One oil"

If the DoJ go after Musk for the "420 and we go private lol" tweets one of the headlines will be "Man who makes batteries gets charged"

Someone on /r/debian is asking about why there isn't a package for Godot yet

https://www.reddit.com/r/debian/comments/9jc6l4/why_have_we_not_seen_godot_in_debian/

They are literally waiting for Godot

I love it

no news on whether or not he's called the SEC paedophiles for criticising him yet though

Musk is getting sued by the SEC for fraud

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/09/27/tesla-falls-4percent-on-report-elon-musk-sued-by-sec.html

Apparently the DoJ is also looking into those "take private at $420 lol" tweets

Yep, he's fucked

@kyxii@monsterpit.net also you were the one that posted it

SQL is pronounced "squirrel"

@maple ooh, this sounds cool, count me in, SPACE OCTOPUS SLINGING DRINKS AND FIXING THINGS FOR THE MORE SOLID CREW WHO CAN'T FIT IN SMALL GAPS AND/OR DON'T HAVE ENOUGH ARMS!

@maple well, you admin the system what is computerfairi.es and you have done cool things with electronics so you completely already are

@kosh lynx

@maple IT'S BEAN

@maple oof, that's a lot of a jump in temperature

Pro-tip: Comrade is a handy gender neutral honorific to use in place of Mr, Mrs, Miss, etc.

@maple bunneh

@maple bunny

@Caelyn oh hey, that's very close to what I was thinking!

@maple kinda, just on a larger scale with lots more adorable creatures

Apparently Red Dead Redemption 2 on PS4 will require 105GB of hard drive space

ONE HUNDRED AND FIVE GIGABYTES