Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple hey \\\\o////

@bobby_newmark the firkin dance is that waddle you do when you try to move them

@tom @djsundog I am 100% here for cybre blankets

@maple

@maple computers good

@bunnylyn gets points for actually working longer than a day between charges

(assuming you only use the time functions)

@noelle I would 100% invest in that

I don't have enough money to make that meaningful in any way, shape, or form but I'd totally back it

@Anke @InspectorCaracal @chr@cybre.space @Gargron mostly the latter sounds more old timey and steampunk

@chr@cybre.space @InspectorCaracal @Gargron can we bring back the phrase "splendiferous ether"? I want to bring that back

Okay, the US Consumer Product Safety Commission is surprisingly good on twitter

Yes, this is an actual tweet they sent https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1046121007067607040

@noelle that's... uh... not ideal

@natalie@masto.ninja here's me!

@trashyfins@chomp.life @kotinotter think you might call that identity proofs?

@trashyfins@chomp.life if you know you're using UTC then hardcoding it'll work

date -u +%Y-%m-%dT%H:%M:%SZ

@LilFluff what if people found out?! what would they say?!

@Siphonay@octodon.social @masklayer I'm slightly more polite, I've got "please" aliased to "sudo !!"

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-10-16/ecuador-asks-julian-assange-to-curb-speech-look-after-cat/10382992

Assange has now apparently reverted to a teenager living in his mom's basement

"I'll let you play on the internet if you clean your room and take care of your pet"
"BUT MOOOOM!"
"and stop leaving nasty comments everywhere, it's not nice"

@c0debabe I'd raise you it being acceptable all year round

would a rabbit's bed be more accurately called a BUNk?