Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@gazelle be sure to tune in next week for more "general knowledge that nobody hearing it is ever likely to use"

@gazelle real talk, if it tastes like coca cola see a doctor

seriously, might be diabetes

@checkervest@octodon.social tooth fairy but the idea of a tooth rat sounds fantastic

@stellarstag@snouts.online not quite as much as hanging a giant gay pride flag on the side of the building, but yes

@natalie@masto.ninja keysmash a bunch on a real keyboard, make a note of key frequency, then write an app that generates a string of random characters weighted by the key frequency!

ARBITRARILY LONG KEYSMASH!

@jk I think that's just called "paper"

computerfairi.es: Now GLORP compatible!

@maple GLORP!: it's a product!

@noelle well that sounds like a bad design decision

YOU WANT THE TOOT?

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOT!

@maple ooh, shiny

@maple hi!

@graveerie hey there! welcome!

@noelle there are also the Erdös-Bacon number, which is the sum of someone's Erdös and Bacon numbers

The lowest Erdös-Bacon number is 3, Daniel Kleitman co-published with Erdös and was in Good Will Hunting with Minnie Driver giving him a Bacon number of 2

"Shop small with American Express"

as if any shops in the UK take amex, let alone the small shops

@V also definitely don't pick up a 1284X key which is keyed alike for most crown vics (as used by the US police)

@gazelle think we might have got off on the wrong foot, I meant it as a daft "ooh, how about that but moreso!" rather than any serious "do this", I'm sorry if it came off as that

@gazelle but you could get a whole mugful of that delicious tea flavoured honey!

@gazelle why not mix tea into your honey for more of that?

The first thought in my head any time I see a "CAUTION: HEAVY PLANT CROSSING" sign is still "fuck! triffids!" and I think it always will be